May 8, 2013

Wu Tang Financial

Rule number uo: never let regulators know how much dough u hold #tenbankingcommandment

Number 2: never let competitors know yo next move, the baddest bankers move with silence and violence, take it from yo highness

Number 3: NEVER TRUST NOBODY. Regulators & competitors set that ass up, properly gassed up, hoodies & masked up, shit for that fast buck

Number 4: I know u heard this before, "never get high on yo own supply", how'd that work for Bernie Madoff? Can't diversify behind bars.

Number 5: never sell no financial products where u rest at, don't care if they want a $100M block tell em to bounce, markets closed homie

Number 6: THAT GODDAMN CREDIT? Dead it. At least get favorable terms on that shit and a proper taxpayer guarantee #tenbankingcommandments

7: this rule is so underrated, keep yo family and business separated. AINT NOBODY WANT TO HEAR BOUT CREDIT SPREADS AT THANKSGIVING

Number 8: never hold into too much inventory G. don't care how many markets u making DONT BLOW PAST YO LIMITS B

Number 9 shoulda been number 1 to me. If u aint getting bagged stay the fuck away from regulatory police.

Number 10: a strong word, consignment. Use maximal leverage only with perfect indicator alignment.